I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
MIDGETS
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Someone stole a lamp last night.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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