Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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