i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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