And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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