Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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