I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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