She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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