the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
