How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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