All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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