I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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