I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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