Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
