halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
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Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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