Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just want to make out with him forever
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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