ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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