when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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