Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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