i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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