she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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