Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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