It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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