He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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