oh god the rape fog is back!
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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