I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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