Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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