I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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