So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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