Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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