I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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