you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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