THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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