It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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