make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Success! We fucked roommates!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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