would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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