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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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