i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
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Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
He has the fingertips of a God
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