my mouth tastes like poor choices
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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