C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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