Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
We are two peas in an std pod
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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