Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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