Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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