Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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