At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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