I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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