You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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