entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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