Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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