haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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