My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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