If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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