I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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