The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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