We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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