that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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